Snooker Strategist Pillows

"Five ball in the corner pocket." "Me in the side pocket!"

'Brown into the top pocket.'

"You don't need English on every shot."

'You know the rules Fanshawe ----both bloody feet on the floor'

Cleaner playing pool with brush.

'Maybe if you make it smaller, put something soft on the end and come up with a better name than 'Cue-Tip'...'

Snooker Channel.

Creation: The Snooker Theory

Golfer Snooker.

Snooker.

Bird sitting on pool cueball, as though it is an egg.

'I'm overlooking the pool now.'

Musical Snooker

The MBA Draft

Old navy veteran 3rd base coach

Putin and Zelensky

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

'How many times have I told you not to hit the ball with your head?'

Snooker Golf.

"To be clear, I said I want your 'A' game, not your 'Eh?' game."

Perils of the double play.

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

United Football Club: In, Out, VAR.

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

'You should have taken up the game earlier.'

The Other Cooperstown

'I love doing things with you, Dad but couldn't you just coach my soccer team?'

'I've never seen so many strikers in one team before.'

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

"It evened out, for every free kick they got, we had one against us."

'At least we don't have to accomplish anything in order to go to a bowl game.'

"I love fast break business success."

'Why do they call him Neckline Ned.' - 'He's always plunging down the middle but never showing anything.'

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'