Rugby Strategist Pillows

'The law is all about planning.'

'I'd call it a conversion.'

'Now that's what I call a tackle, Brian!'

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

The MBA Draft

"England losing from a penalty shootout again!"

Old navy veteran 3rd base coach

"I don't believe I've missed a single sign since you made the switch to Power Point."

I can't decide. Should I go to soccer camp 3 weeks in a row? Or soccer, then baseball then lacrosse camp? 3 soccers. Isn't overspecializing at his age bad? Possibly. But 3 different sports means�buying 3 different sets of expensive equipment. Right, He does have a mean corner kick.

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

'How many times have I told you not to hit the ball with your head?'

'Now that's the Group of Death.'

You were warned about mixed marriages.

"To be clear, I said I want your 'A' game, not your 'Eh?' game."

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

Ted's Brilliant Rugby Career Was Plagued By Nagging Injuries,

Perils of the double play.

United Football Club: In, Out, VAR.

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

The Other Cooperstown

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

'You should have taken up the game earlier.'

Sport: Crisis in the Real Madrid.

'I love doing things with you, Dad but couldn't you just coach my soccer team?'

"Is it something I said dear?"

"I love fast break business success."

'I've never seen so many strikers in one team before.'

"It evened out, for every free kick they got, we had one against us."

'Let me guess...you're a knights supporter?'

'At least we don't have to accomplish anything in order to go to a bowl game.'

Enjoying a picnic at the rugby ground

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

'Why do they call him Neckline Ned.' - 'He's always plunging down the middle but never showing anything.'

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

'You play ball with me and I'll play ball with you!'