Rugby Strategist Gifts

'The law is all about planning.'

'I'd call it a conversion.'

'Now that's what I call a tackle, Brian!'

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

The MBA Draft

Old navy veteran 3rd base coach

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

'How many times have I told you not to hit the ball with your head?'

You were warned about mixed marriages.

"To be clear, I said I want your 'A' game, not your 'Eh?' game."

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

Ted's Brilliant Rugby Career Was Plagued By Nagging Injuries,

Perils of the double play.

United Football Club: In, Out, VAR.

'You should have taken up the game earlier.'

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

The Other Cooperstown

'I love doing things with you, Dad but couldn't you just coach my soccer team?'

'I've never seen so many strikers in one team before.'

'At least we don't have to accomplish anything in order to go to a bowl game.'

'Let me guess...you're a knights supporter?'

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

"I love fast break business success."

"It evened out, for every free kick they got, we had one against us."

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

"Is it something I said dear?"

'Why do they call him Neckline Ned.' - 'He's always plunging down the middle but never showing anything.'

Enjoying a picnic at the rugby ground

'You play ball with me and I'll play ball with you!'

"Well I didn't see the incident myself.."

I love PE.

'You haven't heard the best thing. . .no referees.'