Football Strategizer Gifts

'That's David James, that's Sven...'

The MBA Draft

Old navy veteran 3rd base coach

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

"England losing from a penalty shootout again!"

I can't decide. Should I go to soccer camp 3 weeks in a row? Or soccer, then baseball then lacrosse camp? 3 soccers. Isn't overspecializing at his age bad? Possibly. But 3 different sports means�buying 3 different sets of expensive equipment. Right, He does have a mean corner kick.

"I don't believe I've missed a single sign since you made the switch to Power Point."

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

'Now that's the Group of Death.'

'How many times have I told you not to hit the ball with your head?'

"To be clear, I said I want your 'A' game, not your 'Eh?' game."

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

Perils of the double play.

The Other Cooperstown

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

Sport: Crisis in the Real Madrid.

United Football Club: In, Out, VAR.

'What are we, wimps? Are we gonna let a bunch of rabbits push us all over the field? Come on, big guys.'

'I know what you're thinking, are those legal shoes.'

'I love doing things with you, Dad but couldn't you just coach my soccer team?'

Kick Me! (sign on an anthropomorphized soccer ball)

"It evened out, for every free kick they got, we had one against us."

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

"I love fast break business success."

'Why do they call him Neckline Ned.' - 'He's always plunging down the middle but never showing anything.'

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

'I've never seen so many strikers in one team before.'

"Well I didn't see the incident myself.."

"Fellas, I invited Max here to give us a fresh, millennial take on how to get out of the inning."

'You are dreaming the impossible team.'

"Okay...let's concentrate on discussing strategy during halftime."

"When you put on the uniform, you surrender a part of yourself."

Ernesto Valverde Tejedor

"If you think it's tough at this level, kid, wait until you get into calculus."

Jose Mourinho & Roman Abramovich Caricature.