Football Strategists Gifts

'Do you always root for your home town team?' 'No, I root for the visiting team when we're on the road.'

Football Manager's Parrot

The MBA Draft

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

"England losing from a penalty shootout again!"

Old navy veteran 3rd base coach

"I don't believe I've missed a single sign since you made the switch to Power Point."

I can't decide. Should I go to soccer camp 3 weeks in a row? Or soccer, then baseball then lacrosse camp? 3 soccers. Isn't overspecializing at his age bad? Possibly. But 3 different sports means�buying 3 different sets of expensive equipment. Right, He does have a mean corner kick.

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

'How many times have I told you not to hit the ball with your head?'

'Now that's the Group of Death.'

"To be clear, I said I want your 'A' game, not your 'Eh?' game."

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

Perils of the double play.

The Other Cooperstown

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

'What are we, wimps? Are we gonna let a bunch of rabbits push us all over the field? Come on, big guys.'

United Football Club: In, Out, VAR.

Sport: Crisis in the Real Madrid.

Kenny Dalglish

'I know what you're thinking, are those legal shoes.'

'I love doing things with you, Dad but couldn't you just coach my soccer team?'

Kick Me! (sign on an anthropomorphized soccer ball)

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

'Why do they call him Neckline Ned.' - 'He's always plunging down the middle but never showing anything.'

"It evened out, for every free kick they got, we had one against us."

"I love fast break business success."

'I've never seen so many strikers in one team before.'

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

"Well I didn't see the incident myself.."

"Fellas, I invited Max here to give us a fresh, millennial take on how to get out of the inning."

"When you put on the uniform, you surrender a part of yourself."

'You are dreaming the impossible team.'

"Okay...let's concentrate on discussing strategy during halftime."

"If you think it's tough at this level, kid, wait until you get into calculus."