Soccer Strategists Gifts

'I know what you're thinking, are those legal shoes.'

Sign - Hoddle I'l keep saints up. "So he works miracles too then."

World Cup reactions...

The MBA Draft

Old navy veteran 3rd base coach

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

'How many times have I told you not to hit the ball with your head?'

"To be clear, I said I want your 'A' game, not your 'Eh?' game."

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

Perils of the double play.

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

United Football Club: In, Out, VAR.

The Other Cooperstown

'I love doing things with you, Dad but couldn't you just coach my soccer team?'

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

'I've never seen so many strikers in one team before.'

"I love fast break business success."

"It evened out, for every free kick they got, we had one against us."

'Why do they call him Neckline Ned.' - 'He's always plunging down the middle but never showing anything.'

"Well I didn't see the incident myself.."

"Okay...let's concentrate on discussing strategy during halftime."

"Fellas, I invited Max here to give us a fresh, millennial take on how to get out of the inning."

"Look, I know the other team is taller than we are...but I'm pretty sure this isn't allowed."

"If you think it's tough at this level, kid, wait until you get into calculus."

"When you put on the uniform, you surrender a part of yourself."

'You are dreaming the impossible team.'

"They play union in heaven... where do they play football?"

"The good news is I used AI to fill in my March tournament bracket and I won the whole thing. The bad news is AI has become self aware and wants the prize money."

'Every team needs a role player. And your role on this team, Bill, is to sit at that desk and crunch numbers.'

"Okay, you got this! Who introduced the theory of punctuated equilibrium?"