Soccer Field Strategist Gifts

Plane crash on football pitch.

The MBA Draft

Old navy veteran 3rd base coach

"England losing from a penalty shootout again!"

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

I can't decide. Should I go to soccer camp 3 weeks in a row? Or soccer, then baseball then lacrosse camp? 3 soccers. Isn't overspecializing at his age bad? Possibly. But 3 different sports means�buying 3 different sets of expensive equipment. Right, He does have a mean corner kick.

"I don't believe I've missed a single sign since you made the switch to Power Point."

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

'Now that's the Group of Death.'

'How many times have I told you not to hit the ball with your head?'

"To be clear, I said I want your 'A' game, not your 'Eh?' game."

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

Perils of the double play.

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

Sport: Crisis in the Real Madrid.

The Other Cooperstown

United Football Club: In, Out, VAR.

'I know what you're thinking, are those legal shoes.'

Kick Me! (sign on an anthropomorphized soccer ball)

'I love doing things with you, Dad but couldn't you just coach my soccer team?'

'Why do they call him Neckline Ned.' - 'He's always plunging down the middle but never showing anything.'

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

"It evened out, for every free kick they got, we had one against us."

'I've never seen so many strikers in one team before.'

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

"I love fast break business success."

"Well I didn't see the incident myself.."

"Look, I know the other team is taller than we are...but I'm pretty sure this isn't allowed."

"If you think it's tough at this level, kid, wait until you get into calculus."

Ernesto Valverde Tejedor

"Okay...let's concentrate on discussing strategy during halftime."

Jose Mourinho & Roman Abramovich Caricature.

"Fellas, I invited Max here to give us a fresh, millennial take on how to get out of the inning."

'You are dreaming the impossible team.'

"When you put on the uniform, you surrender a part of yourself."