Football Strategists Pillows

'Do you always root for your home town team?' 'No, I root for the visiting team when we're on the road.'

Football Manager's Parrot

The MBA Draft

Old navy veteran 3rd base coach

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

'How many times have I told you not to hit the ball with your head?'

"To be clear, I said I want your 'A' game, not your 'Eh?' game."

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

Perils of the double play.

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

United Football Club: In, Out, VAR.

'What are we, wimps? Are we gonna let a bunch of rabbits push us all over the field? Come on, big guys.'

The Other Cooperstown

'I know what you're thinking, are those legal shoes.'

'I love doing things with you, Dad but couldn't you just coach my soccer team?'

Kick Me! (sign on an anthropomorphized soccer ball)

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

'Why do they call him Neckline Ned.' - 'He's always plunging down the middle but never showing anything.'

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

'I've never seen so many strikers in one team before.'

"I love fast break business success."

"It evened out, for every free kick they got, we had one against us."

"Well I didn't see the incident myself.."

"Look, I know the other team is taller than we are...but I'm pretty sure this isn't allowed."

"When you put on the uniform, you surrender a part of yourself."

'You are dreaming the impossible team.'

"Fellas, I invited Max here to give us a fresh, millennial take on how to get out of the inning."

"If you think it's tough at this level, kid, wait until you get into calculus."

"Okay...let's concentrate on discussing strategy during halftime."