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"Five ball in the corner pocket." "Me in the side pocket!"

'Brown into the top pocket.'

"You don't need English on every shot."

'You know the rules Fanshawe ----both bloody feet on the floor'

Cleaner playing pool with brush.

'Maybe if you make it smaller, put something soft on the end and come up with a better name than 'Cue-Tip'...'

Snooker Channel.

Creation: The Snooker Theory

Golfer Snooker.

Snooker.

Bird sitting on pool cueball, as though it is an egg.

'I'm overlooking the pool now.'

Musical Snooker

The MBA Draft

Old navy veteran 3rd base coach

"England losing from a penalty shootout again!"

"I don't believe I've missed a single sign since you made the switch to Power Point."

Putin and Zelensky

I can't decide. Should I go to soccer camp 3 weeks in a row? Or soccer, then baseball then lacrosse camp? 3 soccers. Isn't overspecializing at his age bad? Possibly. But 3 different sports means�buying 3 different sets of expensive equipment. Right, He does have a mean corner kick.

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

'How many times have I told you not to hit the ball with your head?'

'Now that's the Group of Death.'

Snooker Golf.

"To be clear, I said I want your 'A' game, not your 'Eh?' game."

Perils of the double play.

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

United Football Club: In, Out, VAR.

The Other Cooperstown

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

'You should have taken up the game earlier.'

Sport: Crisis in the Real Madrid.

'I love doing things with you, Dad but couldn't you just coach my soccer team?'

'Why do they call him Neckline Ned.' - 'He's always plunging down the middle but never showing anything.'

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'