Hoop Master Gifts

Fish Training

Gymnasts

'How fast can you hype?'

"Tommy!"

'We're making progress. I just got a firm 'maybe'.'

Michael Jackson.

'Fitness guru.'

'Lost your ball again?' - 'No, I've got my ball. I've lost my club.'

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

Gym. Weight Room. This must be sculpting my body --- All my muscles feel like putty.

'Cool! Where'd you learn the new step?'

'Court is in recess for one hour. Everyone convene on the playground and we will choose sides for dodgeball!'

Advertising and PR Agency: 'I'm able to spin at 60 words per minute, hype at 50 words and distort at 45 words.'

'Summer's over and it's time to fall in!'

He smiled to himself, enjoying his victory in hide and side. But soon, the next activity would start.

Important Muscles.

Remote control wars.

Trout Game

'Sir, what comes first ??" the buzz or the spin?'

Earl and Lance struggle with their new invention, Chessers."

"Our problem is we upgraded everything in the new version except the hype."

'It just came out. It handles forehands, backhands and overheads all in one motion.'

I'm no longer welcome at the county fair.

"I asked for a Hexagon and you built me a pentagon - of course you cut corners!"

I don't know … some days it all feels like a big game.

"You will dance on your enemy's grave."

"Eat your candy. There's obese children in America who'd beat you with a stick to eat that."

Musical Chairs: Because kids don't already have a hard time fitting in.

Rock, paper, scissors

"Careful, underneath that layer of snow there's a layer of confusion."

Party games.

Little known trivia: Fred Astaire began tap dancing when he had loose floor boards, but no hammer.

'Yesterday you pulled 8 muscles when you sneezed. I think it's time you started exercising again.'

You're doing "taxes", huh? What's your high score?

Golf Myths - The Perfect Game.