"Now remember if we do meet a shark, a sharp rap on his nose....
Shark Defender Gifts
Looking for a gift that honors the shark defender in your life? Our collection features playful and meaningful items that capture their commitment to protecting these amazing marine predators. From humorous mugs to inspiring prints, find the ideal way to say thanks to someone who’s a true advocate for shark conservation and safety.
Horror movies
Society for the preservation of dragons - "You don't want them to become extinct do you."
The Food Chain
"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."
"He's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes...like a DOLL'S EYES!!"
No Soliciting
Leak in the fish tank.
"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."
"The best beaches are Santa Cruz, Hossegor, Ericeira, The Gold Coast, Barbados, Sennen Cove, Oahu and Bali son: They're full of surfers..."
"I don't think I can fit that into my schedule, Irv. I've got a fishing boat to attack this morning, a beach to terrorize this afternoon and a feeding frenzy this evening!"
Whale Shark Thoughts...
A man gets a paper cut while reading in his back yard and is attacked by 'Lawn Sharks'.
A Change of Scene.
"Can I interest you in a great white?"
"Dad, Dad, cage divers! Get the hacksaw and let's scare the heck out of them!"
'Dude, someone put a sign on your front.'
'Now listen: Based on the position of the kennel and the length of the leash, only the shaded part of the garden is dangerous...'
Shark food pyramid.
'You go ahead and eat. I'm on a raw food diet and surfer isn't part of it.'
"I'll have a man overboard!"
"From downtown...the shark scores!"
Stop Human Footing
'You're leaving if I'm going to inject him?...
"Brutus! Attack with reasonable force!"
Dog being carried off by ducks.
'I think he wants you to play ball!'
Shark Chum
'For Heaven's sake Son, you're embarassing me! This is a feeding frenzy!'
"Little Jamie would like you both to know that he's now into sharks."
It's hammerhead time
"What on earth were you thinking when you named your boat?"
Wordplay: Dilemma.
Shark Fishing
'Check it out: I can look you in the eyes!'
Shark Defender Gifts Collection
Shark Defender Mugs
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Shark Defender Pillows
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Shark Defender Prints
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Shark Defender T-Shirts
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