Shark Defender Pillows

"Now remember if we do meet a shark, a sharp rap on his nose....

Horror movies

Society for the preservation of dragons - "You don't want them to become extinct do you."

The Food Chain

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

No Soliciting

Leak in the fish tank.

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

"The best beaches are Santa Cruz, Hossegor, Ericeira, The Gold Coast, Barbados, Sennen Cove, Oahu and Bali son: They're full of surfers..."

Whale Shark Thoughts...

A Change of Scene.

A man gets a paper cut while reading in his back yard and is attacked by 'Lawn Sharks'.

"Can I interest you in a great white?"

'Dude, someone put a sign on your front.'

"Dad, Dad, cage divers! Get the hacksaw and let's scare the heck out of them!"

'Now listen: Based on the position of the kennel and the length of the leash, only the shaded part of the garden is dangerous...'

Shark food pyramid.

'You go ahead and eat. I'm on a raw food diet and surfer isn't part of it.'

'You're leaving if I'm going to inject him?...

Stop Human Footing

"I'll have a man overboard!"

"Brutus! Attack with reasonable force!"

Dog being carried off by ducks.

Shark Fishing

'And get this: just when I thought the worst was over, the media blasts me for 'opportunistic, predatory business tactics!' Boy, did THAT sting!'

'Check it out: I can look you in the eyes!'

'I think he wants you to play ball!'

It's hammerhead time

'For Heaven's sake Son, you're embarassing me! This is a feeding frenzy!'

"Little Jamie would like you both to know that he's now into sharks."

Wordplay: Dilemma.

"What on earth were you thinking when you named your boat?"

"The reason you're not popular is...well...you smell like shark repellant."