Fish Defender Pillows

Ed argued that although meat was murder, eating fish was culpable homicide.

Fish with Shield

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

"Objection, Your Honor! Alleged killer whale."

I hate deer! What do you have to repel them? They're awful. I've got fences. Sprays. Decoys. Tree's Tree Nursery. I'll takes these. Anything to get rid of the varmints. Ring him up, Twig. I don't know why you are so down on deer. They've been very good to you! Anti-deer.

"Smokey The Tree"

No Soliciting

Please buzz off. That's my flower!

"Ha! So much for environmentally friendly behaviour!"

"Some trees in New Hampshire hate being hugged."

Climate Change

The New Normal

"No coal here, either - but you never know until you look."

'I said: Leave my son alone!'

A Change of Scene.

"What the heck? How are we supposed to roam the plains if men put these things everywhere?"

"You see? I told you if we tied ourselves to this tree they wouldn't cut it down. Persistence is the name of the game. Persistence."

"The third leading cause of forest fires."

"Great, microplastic - there goes the neighborhood."

'Now listen: Based on the position of the kennel and the length of the leash, only the shaded part of the garden is dangerous...'

'There was a time I thought humans were as smart as we are.'

Boy defends his last fry.

'The environment people only worry about endangered species, not endangered individuals.'

The Cause of the Australian Bushfires

Before Climate Change/After Climate Change

Greenpeace protestor joining the birds.

'You're leaving if I'm going to inject him?...

"We've got to fix the climate before we run out of trees to print money on."

'What a lot of fuss, fancy being afraid of an 'itsy-bitsy' little mouse like this!'

Dog being carried off by ducks.

"I will avenge you, Father."

'Who is to blame?'

"Humans destroy our natural habitat and then say we're an invasive species."

"Killer? Is that what they call us? Eh don't say killer tiger or killer charm or killer wolf."

'Oh oh...this isn't my mace, it's whipped cream!'