Fish Fighter Pillows

'Can't say much for the other two - but the marlin sure fought like hell!'

Eternal Battle of Man vs Fish

"We'll always have Paris..."

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

"Staring down the enemy in the heat of battle! That is how sausage is made!"

"I intend to stay in this job, come Hell or high water."

Non-violent Western (Cowboys with water pistols).

A Change of Scene.

"Prices may keep going up, up, up, but my love for you will remain positively, and forever, as is."

'This is going to be good, he's taking water balloons into the board meeting.'

"Well, you said your glasses needed cleaning!"

'I can't believe this.. biggest fight of my life, and I forget to pack a wallop.'

'Don't come too close - this baby will tear you to pieces, bite your head off and drink your blood... I've called him 'Fiscal Policy'.'

A street fight.

"I just got a text message from our dehumidifier. It says it doesn't know how much more of this rain it can take."

'What do you mean I've got fleas? I want a second opinion!'

'It appears Alzedo is toying with his opponent.'

'But, Mom - I am watering the garden just like you told me!'

"Yes, it's snowing in my office. Corporate feels utilities, like heat, are a luxury."

"We have to recognise that severe weather events are becoming more common. . ."

Stress on GPs

Whole foods versus 'hole foods'.

Wrestling Champion.

"He may be Sven the Slayer to you, but to me he's still Mr Cuddly Bun!"

I hate these flying fish

Fish with Shield

'I know it doesn't look like much, but have you ever been shot in the face with a p****d off cat?'

'Have you tried the flea dip? It's wonderful.'

"Yes, Mr. Willis, it's definitely rising damp."

The final all-toast supper at apartment 5-B

'The mosquitoes have been just awful this year!'

"Don't eat anything fatty...you're not listening, Fatty...I said, 'Don't eat anything!'"