Fish Fighter Mugs

"I will avenge the underdone fish that ruined my dinner if it's the last thing I ever do."

'Can't say much for the other two - but the marlin sure fought like hell!'

Eternal Battle of Man vs Fish

"We'll always have Paris..."

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

I love you. You're my everything. Mixed Message Arts.

"Staring down the enemy in the heat of battle! That is how sausage is made!"

Non-violent Western (Cowboys with water pistols).

"I intend to stay in this job, come Hell or high water."

"I can see our house from here."

A Change of Scene.

"Prices may keep going up, up, up, but my love for you will remain positively, and forever, as is."

'This is going to be good, he's taking water balloons into the board meeting.'

"Well, you said your glasses needed cleaning!"

"I just got a text message from our dehumidifier. It says it doesn't know how much more of this rain it can take."

I went a little crazy with the pet hair sticky roller.

'Don't come too close - this baby will tear you to pieces, bite your head off and drink your blood... I've called him 'Fiscal Policy'.'

A street fight.

'I can't believe this.. biggest fight of my life, and I forget to pack a wallop.'

'What do you mean I've got fleas? I want a second opinion!'

"Yes, it's snowing in my office. Corporate feels utilities, like heat, are a luxury."

"We have to recognise that severe weather events are becoming more common. . ."

'It appears Alzedo is toying with his opponent.'

'But, Mom - I am watering the garden just like you told me!'

Stress on GPs

Whole foods versus 'hole foods'.

Wrestling Champion.

"He may be Sven the Slayer to you, but to me he's still Mr Cuddly Bun!"

Fish with Shield

'I know it doesn't look like much, but have you ever been shot in the face with a p****d off cat?'

'Have you tried the flea dip? It's wonderful.'

I hate these flying fish

"Yes, Mr. Willis, it's definitely rising damp."

The final all-toast supper at apartment 5-B