Fish Fearer Mugs

'I don't want to go in the water - that man said the fish were really biting today.'

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

Local Knowledge

Skiing.

Bite out of fishing pier.

'You lifted your head.'

'I cleaned over thirty fish today.' - 'That takes guts.'

"My family has been fishing these waters for nearly 40 years. . ."

'Get the net ready, Alice. I think it's a big one.'

Ice fisher.

"Wild-caught, farm-raised, lab-grown, beach-found, or aquarium-harvested."

"I think the ants are mooning me again."

"River well stocked this year."

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

He can identify a fly taken by a trout at fifty yards range.

Man fishing with large bait

"Say Bernie, how come this little guy's been following you around all week?"

'Is this river good for fish?' - 'Yes, so good the refuse to leave it.'

Reverse psychology

Fish with a human in a bowl.

I told you we were late!

Fish swimming by fishermen's feet - 'This looks like a safe place.'

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

"Where are you going? I said we need to talk."

Fish Tank Label - Corporation Fish

Lady to man taking picture of fish: 'Wiggle him a little and get him to smile.'

"And with you on guard, I won't have to worry about that monster under my bed."

'They took my Science Fair Award away. They said I ate too much fish, which is brainfood. So, it was like I was on mental steroids.'

"I think it loves us."

'Why do I need to clean the fish? -- Didn't you just take them out of the WATER?'

"Larry, nooo! Don't look into the BOWL!!!"