Fungi Fighter Pillows

'This will kill the spores.'

Rage.

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

'Before you see any patients have you completed your hand sterilisation and soap management course?'

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

'It's the only known prevention for swine flu...Big bad wolf serum...'

Vaccine

Flu vaccine.

'Since Fleming already beat you to it with penicillin, I take it we can dispose of your week-old sandwich?'

"Prices may keep going up, up, up, but my love for you will remain positively, and forever, as is."

'Ah, now's there's something different....'

"You've received a death sentence, Mr. Covid."

A Change of Scene.

"I'm guessing you're a germaphobe?"

A street fight.

'Don't come too close - this baby will tear you to pieces, bite your head off and drink your blood... I've called him 'Fiscal Policy'.'

'I can't believe this.. biggest fight of my life, and I forget to pack a wallop.'

'Relax Cookie. I'll call the mold monster experts!'

'What do you mean I've got fleas? I want a second opinion!'

"The mold cleaners are here! I gotta scram."

Flu Vaccine.

'It appears Alzedo is toying with his opponent.'

'You've got swine flu and I think it's begun to mutate.'

710

Pick one: ounce of prevention or pound of cure.

'I'm getting a head start for Movember.'

"We cloned DNA from Captain Cook's bookts, and grew the world's largest piece of tinea!"

"This feels so familiar."

'No, you haven't missed much. Pretty well everyone called in sick.'

Stress on GPs

'Can't come in to work today. I'm in bed with a nasty bug.'

Adios Amoebas

"He may be Sven the Slayer to you, but to me he's still Mr Cuddly Bun!"