Bird Defender Pillows

"Eh, who cares if climate change is killing birds? I'll just make more."

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

"Objection, Your Honor! Alleged killer whale."

"Lori, go ahead and toss in 'Lolita.' Now, what's next?" "We'll need more lighter fluid." "'The Lottery' is devils work." "We must protect the children." "Book burning club"

"Smokey The Tree"

No Soliciting

Insect extinction

Please buzz off. That's my flower!

"Some trees in New Hampshire hate being hugged."

Climate Change

The New Normal

"No coal here, either - but you never know until you look."

"What the heck? How are we supposed to roam the plains if men put these things everywhere?"

'I said: Leave my son alone!'

A Change of Scene.

"You see? I told you if we tied ourselves to this tree they wouldn't cut it down. Persistence is the name of the game. Persistence."

"The third leading cause of forest fires."

'Now listen: Based on the position of the kennel and the length of the leash, only the shaded part of the garden is dangerous...'

'You're leaving if I'm going to inject him?...

"We've got to fix the climate before we run out of trees to print money on."

The Cause of the Australian Bushfires

'The environment people only worry about endangered species, not endangered individuals.'

Before Climate Change/After Climate Change

Greenpeace protestor joining the birds.

'What a lot of fuss, fancy being afraid of an 'itsy-bitsy' little mouse like this!'

Dog being carried off by ducks.

"Humans destroy our natural habitat and then say we're an invasive species."

"Killer? Is that what they call us? Eh don't say killer tiger or killer charm or killer wolf."

'Who is to blame?'

"I will avenge you, Father."

'Oh oh...this isn't my mace, it's whipped cream!'

Urban Expansion

Loggers truck with alligator in between logs.

A man shoots at a drone.

Dive bombing hunters with eggs.