Bird Protector Pillows

Superhero duck.

'We need a bell to warn little birdies.'

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

The Environmentalist

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

"No Frodo, we are still many leagues from Mordor. This is from a wildfire by I-5 west of Bakersfield."

"I love you too, big guy."

Endangered wildlife 'Lost' posters stuck on trees surrounded by rubbish

"Smokey The Tree"

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

How did THAT get there? Wash me.

Now I'm starting to get a little worried about this global warming thing.

"Global warming is a great icebreaker."

'That'll teach the pesky python to be greedy and eat all my chickens!'

Yeah, I know what you're talking about: humans have an unhealthy interest in my horn too...

The Golfing Accident

"It's the Environment's Agency's new H.Q."

Evolution.

Please buzz off. That's my flower!

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

"I brought cocoa."

'Now, think hard about it: Do you want to be known as the one who ate the last Dodo?'

The melting polar ice caps

The Reason Ed isn't mentioned in the bible.

'I just finished the floors, so they better stay clean!'

Igloo for birds.

A sign on the front lawn of a house reads "Keep off the chemicals".

"Yes!" "Excellent!" The Daily Bug City considers pesticides ban

Global Warming Coming Soon!

'The environmental impact study is quite alarming, and this might just be the tip of the iceberg.'

'Boy, being an endangered species is quite hard: I get weighed, tagged, filmed, recorded and studied by scientists: I have no privacy...'

"That's an everblue."