Spray Defender Pillows

'Keep your distance, Mr Robinson - this perfume spray is loaded!'

Society for the preservation of dragons - "You don't want them to become extinct do you."

Insect extinction

Please buzz off. That's my flower!

"We've updated our privacy policy...it's so private we can't even tell you."

'There was a time I thought humans were as smart as we are.'

Due To High Winds Crawling Is Banned Today

Cartoonist Stabbed By Censorship Swords

I defend to the death your right to say things I agree with.

Fish with Shield

"True, I'm from pest control...but we don't eliminate internet trolls."

A woman has mini scarecrows in here flower garden.

Protecting the green

Save the Cacti.

'There's a gleam in his eye!'

Revenge of the Mallards.

"Sorry Matilda, but we're going to have to let you go...on the bright side, I hear they're hiring over at Chik-Fi

"If you put it on the net someone might steal your idea."

COVID-19 in the Big Apple.

"Now remember if we do meet a shark, a sharp rap on his nose....

"This is a clear violation of our civil rights."

Animal rights and vegetable rights protesters battle each other.

Wild life liberation front take 'live yoghurt' from shop.

What's in the milk today?

'Careful, it might be a trap...'

"Has it ever occurred to anyone that if we stopped wearing these damned skirts we wouldn't have to march off to defend our manhood every five minutes?"

"The name's Grambo. Get of my petunias!"

Phishing for cyber information

'If only someone had listened when Harry complained about the flourescent lighting!'

'Poacher!'

'That's my accountant - he figures out my points total on ducks.'