Spray Defender Mugs

'Keep your distance, Mr Robinson - this perfume spray is loaded!'

Society for the preservation of dragons - "You don't want them to become extinct do you."

Insect extinction

Please buzz off. That's my flower!

Now that we've got all the mosquitoes trapped in here, let's sleep out there.

"We've updated our privacy policy...it's so private we can't even tell you."

'There was a time I thought humans were as smart as we are.'

Due To High Winds Crawling Is Banned Today

Cartoonist Stabbed By Censorship Swords

Quadruple dark hot chocolate. Whoa, everything all right? Sure, yeah, great. I'm a journalist and writer in an era in which the printed word has been totally devalued by free distribution of information on the internet. Can I pay in prose? Point taken.

I defend to the death your right to say things I agree with.

Fish with Shield

A woman has mini scarecrows in here flower garden.

"True, I'm from pest control...but we don't eliminate internet trolls."

Protecting the green

Save the Cacti.

Lactose is Good. Lactose intolerance isn't something you protest against, Ernie.

"Sorry Matilda, but we're going to have to let you go...on the bright side, I hear they're hiring over at Chik-Fi

"If you put it on the net someone might steal your idea."

Revenge of the Mallards.

'There's a gleam in his eye!'

"This is a clear violation of our civil rights."

"Now remember if we do meet a shark, a sharp rap on his nose....

Animal rights and vegetable rights protesters battle each other.

'Careful, it might be a trap...'

What's in the milk today?

Wild life liberation front take 'live yoghurt' from shop.

Deer are ruining your garden. I can't stand hurting them. You don't mind bashing squirrels, smashing slugs or trapping groundhogs. But deer are sooo adorable. Oh, great. Survival of the cutest.

COVID-19 in the Big Apple.

"Has it ever occurred to anyone that if we stopped wearing these damned skirts we wouldn't have to march off to defend our manhood every five minutes?"

"The name's Grambo. Get of my petunias!"

First They Came for People Whose Work I Disagreed With Somewhat

Phishing for cyber information

'If only someone had listened when Harry complained about the flourescent lighting!'

'Poacher!'