Shark Defender T-Shirts

"Now remember if we do meet a shark, a sharp rap on his nose....

Horror movies

Society for the preservation of dragons - "You don't want them to become extinct do you."

The Food Chain

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

"He's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes...like a DOLL'S EYES!!"

No Soliciting

Leak in the fish tank.

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

"The best beaches are Santa Cruz, Hossegor, Ericeira, The Gold Coast, Barbados, Sennen Cove, Oahu and Bali son: They're full of surfers..."

"I don't think I can fit that into my schedule, Irv. I've got a fishing boat to attack this morning, a beach to terrorize this afternoon and a feeding frenzy this evening!"

Whale Shark Thoughts...

A man gets a paper cut while reading in his back yard and is attacked by 'Lawn Sharks'.

A Change of Scene.

"Can I interest you in a great white?"

"Dad, Dad, cage divers! Get the hacksaw and let's scare the heck out of them!"

'Dude, someone put a sign on your front.'

'Now listen: Based on the position of the kennel and the length of the leash, only the shaded part of the garden is dangerous...'

Shark food pyramid.

'You go ahead and eat. I'm on a raw food diet and surfer isn't part of it.'

"I'll have a man overboard!"

"From downtown...the shark scores!"

Stop Human Footing

'You're leaving if I'm going to inject him?...

"Brutus! Attack with reasonable force!"

Dog being carried off by ducks.

'I think he wants you to play ball!'

Shark Chum

'For Heaven's sake Son, you're embarassing me! This is a feeding frenzy!'

"Little Jamie would like you both to know that he's now into sharks."

It's hammerhead time

"What on earth were you thinking when you named your boat?"

Wordplay: Dilemma.

Shark Fishing

'Check it out: I can look you in the eyes!'