Snooker Shark Prints

'He's even better when he takes the cue out of it's case.'

"And need I remind you, the 'art of the deal' is the lifeblood of this company."

Seniors Snooker Tournament.

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

Horror movies

The height of fashion in 1796

Dogs and their thoughts

"Mr Frimley will see you now."

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

'How about a game of cards?'

The Food Chain

'According to this book, the casino has a slight edge in this game.'

"He's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes...like a DOLL'S EYES!!"

Some card-game puns

Venn Diagram: DIamonds

Snooker Golf.

"It's crazy here! They're all on recreational rugs."

'WE use these computers to gather and organise data for our school district and, on a slow day, to play solitaire.'

'I like you, you've got balls.'

"I'm watching the dog cheat at solitaire."

"Yes, three of a kind beats two pair."

"Incidentally, my men's group has retrograded into a poker game."

"Stag poker"

Everyone agrees: Aunt Juanita needs a man.

'They say that poker is a sport. I hope they don't start testing for steroids.'

An infinity pool table

'No, you can't play poker tonight! The last time you played, you lost Schewig-Holstein!'

Notoriously losing pieces, the Varns could only have family game night by putting together whatever they could find. 'Checkmate!' 'You sank my Battleship!' 'You didn't say 'UNO'!

"Blast, you've cleaned me out again!" Grey squirrels out competing red squirrel for food.

'A 50's vintage automobile...a billiards room. YOu, my firend, have got it all.'

'I'll see your diuretic and raise you three anti-depressants.'

Two Players both holding the same cue.

Vinnie's Billiards: 'Heck of a break, Ron!'

Pirate playing pool using his artificial leg as a pool stick.

'What do you mean - you 'LET him win'?'