Sharks Gifts

So, I'm the only one who sees a conflict of interest here?

'Yech...I hate when they put that sauce on.'

'Don't worry...that's our mascot'

'Don't let those perpetual smiles fool ya' Eddy - these guys mean business!'

'Trust me. ... The shark will be attracted by your distress, but it will ignore you and go for the little chunk of tuna on my hook.'

"Our surveillance indicates that Earthlings have a fear of right-angled triangles."

'Wow Fred! The scientists that caught you called you 'Carcharodon Carcharias'... Wait till I tell the others...'

'So, what'd I tell ya, huh? Just like chicken on a biscuit.'

'Chuck, no! Keep circling. I love this part.'

'It's great that I get to do shark research, and I don't even have a GED.'

Tragedy Strikes at the Linnaean Society Picnic

"Impressed? Well, wait until I tell you about this next case."

"We do a service to humanity by culling out the weak, the sick and the surfers."

"My client is willing to settle. Do you still have the leg?"

Shark food pyramid.

"Don't bother Darling, it's yet another loan shark!"

"I'm telling you...the more we hang-out on land, the sooner we can evolve into shark people."

"Perfect Summer day! Let's go and ruin their day at the beach..."

Tunnel of Life with shark fin entering.

"I can't read any ingredients. Is it all natural?"

Unsupervised on Holiday

"You were right honey, by not going into the water after all these recent shark attacks."

Swimmer's ear: The silent plight of nature's most misunderstood beast.

'Ok, ok, see that's what I mean. See that zig-zag pattern? That's why they all think you're gay!'

The Food Chain

"Woo-hoo! Desert island up ahead!"

"We're saved! We're saved!"

Springbreaknado21

Shark Formation

Pfft! I could do that.

"What? Do I have something stuck between my teeth?"

"Nice try, but I doubt that will be much of a deterrent."

Sharks Eating Desert Island Under The Water Line To Get To Castaway

"There's no good time to break up, but I wanted to wait until Shark Week."

(The Sharks: Cartoonist Gahan Wilson Nets a Fin-Filled School of Macabre sea Denizens.)