Sharks Gifts

So, I'm the only one who sees a conflict of interest here?

'Yech...I hate when they put that sauce on.'

'Don't worry...that's our mascot'

'Don't let those perpetual smiles fool ya' Eddy - these guys mean business!'

'So, what'd I tell ya, huh? Just like chicken on a biscuit.'

'Wow Fred! The scientists that caught you called you 'Carcharodon Carcharias'... Wait till I tell the others...'

'Chuck, no! Keep circling. I love this part.'

"Our surveillance indicates that Earthlings have a fear of right-angled triangles."

'Trust me. ... The shark will be attracted by your distress, but it will ignore you and go for the little chunk of tuna on my hook.'

'It's great that I get to do shark research, and I don't even have a GED.'

Tragedy Strikes at the Linnaean Society Picnic

"Impressed? Well, wait until I tell you about this next case."

Unsupervised on Holiday

"You were right honey, by not going into the water after all these recent shark attacks."

"I can't read any ingredients. Is it all natural?"

"The sharks around here like spices on their food."

Diet for sharks

Tunnel of Life with shark fin entering.

"Perfect Summer day! Let's go and ruin their day at the beach..."

"I'm telling you...the more we hang-out on land, the sooner we can evolve into shark people."

Swimmer's ear: The silent plight of nature's most misunderstood beast.

"Don't bother Darling, it's yet another loan shark!"

'Ok, ok, see that's what I mean. See that zig-zag pattern? That's why they all think you're gay!'

The Food Chain

"Woo-hoo! Desert island up ahead!"

"We do a service to humanity by culling out the weak, the sick and the surfers."

"My client is willing to settle. Do you still have the leg?"

Shark food pyramid.

"Honey! There's a recall on humans again!"

Horror movies

'I think that shark has swallowed George - look how sick it is.'

A great white man eating shark.

"He's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes...like a DOLL'S EYES!!"

Shark Fishing

It's hammerhead time