Suit Shark Gifts

"You knew I was a shark when you hired me, what did you expect?"

Horror movies

'How about a game of cards?'

The Food Chain

"What's wrong with swallowing up other companies?"

Parade of Businessmen

'You're developing a reputation as something of a cowboy, Henderson.'

"Oh good, you brought Robert's rules of order."

"And this is my junior partner, my son, Ira."

'Dude, someone put a sign on your front.'

Casual Thursday

'Who cares what she thinks? Grow a pair and buy the damn thing.'

Shark food pyramid.

'Does this suit make me look too eager?'

'You go ahead and eat. I'm on a raw food diet and surfer isn't part of it.'

'Larry, you have everything it takes to go far in this company, but a word of advice: lose the laugh.'

Stop Human Footing

A man wrapped in bath towel looks in closet where a bunch of identical men hang, each in a different suit.

Fat happy businessman with a euro coin printed on his chest

"We need to do a little better job of hitting our target."

'For Heaven's sake Son, you're embarassing me! This is a feeding frenzy!'

"That's a good look for you, J.B."

'Some people say they're ego-compensation, but what do they know.'

'I think he wants you to play ball!'

"Job interview!"

'Check it out: I can look you in the eyes!'

'I said we've got to lift up our numbers! I did not say to turn a loss of 150.000,- into a loss of 280.000,-!!'

"I believe around the offices I'm referred to as the rich, fat, b***ard. I like it."

'...And an extra packet of crackers! It's our Anniversary!'

Shark Fishing

Wordplay: Dilemma.

"The reason you're not popular is...well...you smell like shark repellant."

It's hammerhead time

A tailor measuring a jacket.

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