Suit-wearing Shark Gifts

'My old man always used to say we eventually get the face we deserve. I wish I'd listened to him!'

Bite out of fishing pier.

'The downside to my meteoric rise to the top is that I didn't have the opportunity to step on many people.'

'I like you, you've got balls.'

'You must be Jimmy's father . . .'

"You're wondering why I've called you here."

"Dad, Dad, cage divers! Get the hacksaw and let's scare the heck out of them!"

'Now, dear, I spent 35 years pretending to look busy. I can't just quit overnight!'

Corporate pirate.

'And no doubt you'll be pleased to hear, the pay's crap.'

'Going up?'

"It's nice to see John finally relaxing."

'Now slow down for a minute...I can hear you just fine, but what does 'Gargle! Gulp, Gargle!' mean?'

Fighting CEO's of Fenton Business College.

"You don't find a style. A style finds you."

"You knew I was a shark when you hired me, what did you expect?"

"Wow, 27, not bad! Me, I've ruined 53 surfing competitions..."

"Yeah, I've been radio-tagged by scientists, so once a week, out of spite, I do something irrational just to mess up their data..."

"And this flag, my son, means "Divers Below"..."

Fisherman

"You see, if we learn to swim upside down, they won't see us coming..."

To the Aquarium

"It took three and a half hours to get here from the office, but here I am."

"Honestly, Edna, he just wasn't worth it!"

'Yeah, I know, but don't worry, I've scared the living daylights out of him: He'll never spear-fish again...'

"We're saved! We're saved!"

'I hear you have a side business.'

Mouse on A Stick...For a Cat on the Go

'Hey, bartender! This scotch is watered down!'

'Cheshire Cat, Cat in the Hat, Puss in Boots! It's all a pack of lies!'

"I guess this is me."

'Chuck, no! Keep circling. I love this part.'

'Chuck, no! Keep circling. I love this part.'

Sand sailing in the Sahara

"I no longer sit up and beg. I fax grant requests to foundations."