Suit-clad Sportsman Gifts

Fighting CEO's of Fenton Business College.

'Of course I'm on the pull - I'm a cricketer.'

"All our extras are ex-soccer players - they're the best at dramatically faking injuries."

'Why couldn't you throw like that in the game?'

Ted's Brilliant Rugby Career Was Plagued By Nagging Injuries,

"Next time you score show a little respect and don't spike uncle Frank so hard."

'Well, I got a hunting license and a fishing license and by golly I'm going to use them.'

"You're wondering why I've called you here."

'And one and two and let change through and three and four and collapse on the floor.'

'Yes, Mr. Osborne, this is an intervention. Your family had no other choice. Golf is an illness...'

"Why are they being so mean to us?"

-I think I've caught a cold -It's the only thing you've caught all day!

'Mother will catch you!'

Hostile takeovers in the novelty business.

'I Marianne, promise to see all of your games in sickness or in health, for richer or poorer until death do I watch.'

Rugby Mad.

'Going up?'

'Yes, it is last year's hunting license, but I'm only hunting the ones I missed last year.'

The weight of winning gold.

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Shooting - No. III

'You're right, Haskell, I should get more exercise. Tomorrow I'm turning your office into a gym.'

"So, do we change ends after a fifteen-minute recess?"

Bernard Hinault

"You don't find a style. A style finds you."

'Stop nagging - I'm fishing as fast as I can.'

Sportsperson is happy with most likes

"Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee, open sesame!"

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Shooting - No. VIII

"Your kind of course, dad."

Concerned mother mistaking cricke pads for swollen legs

Need to celebrate? we will pour ice water on you, only $27.50!

Making Things Pleasant.

Fisherman

"My new boyfriend is a golfer. . .he's very good with his putter!"

The Frozen Out Fox Hunter (Tobogganing)