Sportsman On The Field Gifts

"Why are they being so mean to us?"

'Of course I'm on the pull - I'm a cricketer.'

"All our extras are ex-soccer players - they're the best at dramatically faking injuries."

'Why couldn't you throw like that in the game?'

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

Ted's Brilliant Rugby Career Was Plagued By Nagging Injuries,

'They're dog roses!'

'Two hundred and nineteen.'

'Well, I got a hunting license and a fishing license and by golly I'm going to use them.'

"C’mon, boy. Give it up."

Unbeknownst to most, dogs are actually greedy bastards searching for gold,

'Surely they don't expect us to carry around THAT sort of money?'

'Yes, Mr. Osborne, this is an intervention. Your family had no other choice. Golf is an illness...'

It's a tradition. On hole number 1 in the first round of the season, Ernie always says that's the best shot I've hit this year!

'Mother will catch you!'

-I think I've caught a cold -It's the only thing you've caught all day!

'I Marianne, promise to see all of your games in sickness or in health, for richer or poorer until death do I watch.'

Teach Love

"So, do we change ends after a fifteen-minute recess?"

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Shooting - No. III

'Yes, it is last year's hunting license, but I'm only hunting the ones I missed last year.'

"I miss being a kid. When I was little, my dad paid me for being good."

The weight of winning gold.

Fighting CEO's of Fenton Business College.

Bernard Hinault

"Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee, open sesame!"

"Your kind of course, dad."

"My new boyfriend is a golfer. . .he's very good with his putter!"

Need to celebrate? we will pour ice water on you, only $27.50!

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Dog fetching golf ball

Born to play ball.

The Frozen Out Fox Hunter (Tobogganing)

Making Things Pleasant.

Concerned mother mistaking cricke pads for swollen legs

'Better get back to business and take your mind off golf for a change.'