Sportsman At The Table Gifts

'How about using a knife like everyone else?'

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

'Of course I'm on the pull - I'm a cricketer.'

"All our extras are ex-soccer players - they're the best at dramatically faking injuries."

'Why couldn't you throw like that in the game?'

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

"She likes to be included, so I told her the tea is called 'Squirrel Grey.'"

Ted's Brilliant Rugby Career Was Plagued By Nagging Injuries,

'I like you, you've got balls.'

'Two hundred and nineteen.'

'Well, I got a hunting license and a fishing license and by golly I'm going to use them.'

'Yes, Mr. Osborne, this is an intervention. Your family had no other choice. Golf is an illness...'

The Cricketer and the Golfer

'... and finally, before tip-off, let's all be courteous and turn off our cell phones.'

'Mother will catch you!'

-I think I've caught a cold -It's the only thing you've caught all day!

"Why are they being so mean to us?"

'What if someone says 'everything is not alright'?'

Preserved

'I Marianne, promise to see all of your games in sickness or in health, for richer or poorer until death do I watch.'

It's a tradition. On hole number 1 in the first round of the season, Ernie always says that's the best shot I've hit this year!

The weight of winning gold.

'The good news is you don't have to worry about cholesterol, carbs, or trans fat.'

'Yes, it is last year's hunting license, but I'm only hunting the ones I missed last year.'

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Shooting - No. III

Discus accidents.

Bernard Hinault

Fighting CEO's of Fenton Business College.

Making Things Pleasant.

Need to celebrate? we will pour ice water on you, only $27.50!

"Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee, open sesame!"

Concerned mother mistaking cricke pads for swollen legs

Born to play ball.

"Your kind of course, dad."

'Better get back to business and take your mind off golf for a change.'