Sportsman At The Table Pillows

'How about using a knife like everyone else?'

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

"All our extras are ex-soccer players - they're the best at dramatically faking injuries."

'Of course I'm on the pull - I'm a cricketer.'

"She likes to be included, so I told her the tea is called 'Squirrel Grey.'"

'Why couldn't you throw like that in the game?'

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

Ted's Brilliant Rugby Career Was Plagued By Nagging Injuries,

'I like you, you've got balls.'

'Two hundred and nineteen.'

'Well, I got a hunting license and a fishing license and by golly I'm going to use them.'

The Cricketer and the Golfer

'Yes, Mr. Osborne, this is an intervention. Your family had no other choice. Golf is an illness...'

'... and finally, before tip-off, let's all be courteous and turn off our cell phones.'

'I Marianne, promise to see all of your games in sickness or in health, for richer or poorer until death do I watch.'

'What if someone says 'everything is not alright'?'

-I think I've caught a cold -It's the only thing you've caught all day!

'Mother will catch you!'

Preserved

"Why are they being so mean to us?"

Discus accidents.

'Yes, it is last year's hunting license, but I'm only hunting the ones I missed last year.'

The weight of winning gold.

'The good news is you don't have to worry about cholesterol, carbs, or trans fat.'

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Shooting - No. III

Bernard Hinault

Fighting CEO's of Fenton Business College.

Need to celebrate? we will pour ice water on you, only $27.50!

'Better get back to business and take your mind off golf for a change.'

Concerned mother mistaking cricke pads for swollen legs

Born to play ball.

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Shooting - No. VIII

"Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee, open sesame!"

"Your kind of course, dad."

Making Things Pleasant.