Sportsman On The Field Pillows

"Why are they being so mean to us?"

"All our extras are ex-soccer players - they're the best at dramatically faking injuries."

'Of course I'm on the pull - I'm a cricketer.'

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

'Why couldn't you throw like that in the game?'

Ted's Brilliant Rugby Career Was Plagued By Nagging Injuries,

'They're dog roses!'

'Two hundred and nineteen.'

'Well, I got a hunting license and a fishing license and by golly I'm going to use them.'

"C’mon, boy. Give it up."

Unbeknownst to most, dogs are actually greedy bastards searching for gold,

'Surely they don't expect us to carry around THAT sort of money?'

'Yes, Mr. Osborne, this is an intervention. Your family had no other choice. Golf is an illness...'

'I Marianne, promise to see all of your games in sickness or in health, for richer or poorer until death do I watch.'

-I think I've caught a cold -It's the only thing you've caught all day!

'Mother will catch you!'

"So, do we change ends after a fifteen-minute recess?"

'Yes, it is last year's hunting license, but I'm only hunting the ones I missed last year.'

Teach Love

The weight of winning gold.

"I miss being a kid. When I was little, my dad paid me for being good."

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Shooting - No. III

Bernard Hinault

Fighting CEO's of Fenton Business College.

Born to play ball.

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Dog fetching golf ball

'Better get back to business and take your mind off golf for a change.'

"My new boyfriend is a golfer. . .he's very good with his putter!"

"Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee, open sesame!"

The Frozen Out Fox Hunter (Tobogganing)

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Shooting - No. VIII

Making Things Pleasant.

"Your kind of course, dad."

Need to celebrate? we will pour ice water on you, only $27.50!

Concerned mother mistaking cricke pads for swollen legs