Child With A Dog Pillows

'They're dog roses!'

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

A large leaf falling on a dog

'I'm not sure which one is the role model.'

"And for lot 27 we have another old tennis ball."

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

Dog in Daisys

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

'Don't be embarrassed by your anti-barking collar, implanted tracking chip, and GPS device. Just think of them as fashion accessories.'

"I think I'm beginning to embrace humiliation."

'It's looking good this time: I've been here for six months and the kids haven't lost interest in me as yet...'

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

'Now, you're new here, but you should know the rules: I get Master's newspaper and slippers! Got that?'

"Listen here pup, it's time you realized it's a "dog eat dog" world."

Unbeknownst to most, dogs are actually greedy bastards searching for gold,

'Surely they don't expect us to carry around THAT sort of money?'

'It says here: while most dogs are family dogs, some dogs like one family member more. Do you think Fritzi is like that?'

Dog Sees Only Food

When Dogs Rule

"Oh, for Pete’s sake – it’s the ocean!"

Fetching some fuel.

'A common problem - we all give them our undivided love and devotion.'

'I'm ready! You ready?...You ready?'

Dog History

"True, it is 'organic.' It's also a dead squirrel!"

'No need to shout.'

"Ever since I started reading the newspaper online, he's been bringing me my laptop."

Dog's game

"The fragrance of the pines alloys so wonderfully with that dead carcass I'm about to roll in."

"I hate it when he gets all Robin Williamsy."

'Have you seen little Spotty?'

Zack Brillard and Live-In Companion

'Come to think of it son, there's not a single spot in this backyard I've not dug out sometime...'

'Perhaps you'd like to explain this,'

"Fetch! What about a please?"