Child With A Dog Prints

'They're dog roses!'

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

'I'm not sure which one is the role model.'

A large leaf falling on a dog

"And for lot 27 we have another old tennis ball."

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

'Don't be embarrassed by your anti-barking collar, implanted tracking chip, and GPS device. Just think of them as fashion accessories.'

Dog in Daisys

"Listen here pup, it's time you realized it's a "dog eat dog" world."

'It's looking good this time: I've been here for six months and the kids haven't lost interest in me as yet...'

"I think I'm beginning to embrace humiliation."

'Now, you're new here, but you should know the rules: I get Master's newspaper and slippers! Got that?'

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

Unbeknownst to most, dogs are actually greedy bastards searching for gold,

'Surely they don't expect us to carry around THAT sort of money?'

'It says here: while most dogs are family dogs, some dogs like one family member more. Do you think Fritzi is like that?'

Fetching some fuel.

Dog Sees Only Food

'I'm ready! You ready?...You ready?'

"True, it is 'organic.' It's also a dead squirrel!"

When Dogs Rule

"Oh, for Pete’s sake – it’s the ocean!"

'A common problem - we all give them our undivided love and devotion.'

Dog History

'No need to shout.'

"Ever since I started reading the newspaper online, he's been bringing me my laptop."

Dog's game

"Fetch! What about a please?"

'Perhaps you'd like to explain this,'

"The fragrance of the pines alloys so wonderfully with that dead carcass I'm about to roll in."

Zack Brillard and Live-In Companion

'Come to think of it son, there's not a single spot in this backyard I've not dug out sometime...'

'Have you seen little Spotty?'

"I hate it when he gets all Robin Williamsy."