Working Man Gifts

"I miss being a kid. When I was little, my dad paid me for being good."

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

'Do you think, perhaps, that we could start shooting for a few longer-term goals around here?'

"Is this to make me feel bad for not getting you that laptop?"

"The good news is you’re the only one we’re not firing ... the bad news is you’re the only one to run the department."

'Now that I have your attention...'

"Can I savor this for a few moments? The ball's never been in my court before!"

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

"Miracles happen, gentlemen, but they don't come cheap."

'I think you are taking this elevator pitch way too literally'.

'The check is in the email attachment.'

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'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

"Clear my schedule for the next five minutes. I feel the need for some spontaneous frivolity."

'Joe took the day off to go to the ball game. So I'll be sitting in for him until he gets back. Would you like me to fetch you something?'

'It's a deal, lets sniff bottoms!'

'The efficiency expert's recommendation is we drink more coffee!'

'I'll be late for dinner, dear, I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

Sometimes he just stood back and admired the breathtaking scenery of his life.

"Gentlemen, we're missing a great opportunity by not hitching this company to the current tailspin."

"I'll do the movie but I want to be highly compensated and highly acclaimed."

37 years in the same position.

"What's a debenture?"

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

"Don't flutter your little wings on company time."

'He got a raise but not enough to help him clear the fence.'

"The trend in tough economic times is to put off everything that doesn't require immediate action ? as this chart shows."

"I'm razzled, but not dazzled."

'We're under capitalized. As soon as we reach the break even point we'll buy a lemon.'

"Then we have an unspoken agreement?"

'Had I known Hell was going to be exactly like work, I probably wouldn''t have spent as much time there.'