Workman Gifts

A variety of people standing in a bus queue.

"Technically I have managed to get that big old sofa out the door..."

'Why is it that if someone tells you there are one billion billion stars in our universe alone, you believe them, but if they tell you a door has wet paint, you touch it to make sure!'

'I don't like the look of the new builder ...'

"Don't be cross, Leo. I just had to see you."

"Yup, looks like your bookcase is full. You might want to start thinking about getting a new one."

International Compliments.

Beware the moon.

Pirates at work

Fat workman

'Now there's a real pro! He can even nail while power napping.'

"Hey Eric. Do you think they're silicone implants?"

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

'Do you think, perhaps, that we could start shooting for a few longer-term goals around here?'

37 years in the same position.

"Don't flutter your little wings on company time."

'Had I known Hell was going to be exactly like work, I probably wouldn''t have spent as much time there.'

'I work two jobs and have three kids. At the end of the day I am exhausted. Do you have anything that is not sexy and just smells good.'

Working hours.

Overworked in the office

"I finally found a use for that old home repair book..."

'I play so hard that I have no time to work hard.'

Low-Energy Drinks

'These are job perks.'

Time for More Paperwork

'I had no idea aspirin came in such a large bottle.'

Office slaves.

"Yes, I saw the obituary. So, is that why you weren't in yesterday?"

'I need to talk to you about the coffee fund.'

'I keep very close touch with the office in case things are running too smoothly without me.'

"He loves his leaf blower."

'Stop saying 'how high?' until I say 'jump'.'

Motivation to work

City Boy.

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.