Workmanship Gifts

"I hate when she drags herself to work. Am I supposed to feel guilty?"

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

Claus 2.0

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

Polluted geese

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

Kid with messed up project in Wood Shop, titled: 'Wouldn't Shop'

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

Rocking horse

Tool Box

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

"Measure twice, cut once...and curse three times!"

"I thought you were making a coffee table?"

'Burying things is his version of spring cleaning.'

"Remember now, anything is DIY-abe if you just do it yourself."

Do it yourself books.

"I fear one day our jobs will be taken over by technology."

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

'I don't know what he gets up to in there, but it keeps him busy.' (Noises are recorded, man reads paper, has beer.)

Motivation to work

Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.

'MY husband made the coffee table out of an old door.'

'...we have every new employee spend time on our assembly line. Eight hours, no breaks.'

'You certainly have a well equipped workbench.'

"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."

"Garbage in, garbage out!"

'Don't be alarmed if you hear the toilet flush a lot. Since you don't feel well, I thought I'd wash the dishes for you.'

A DIY disaster.

'You say the ARKS are NOT two by two?'

"We need a union!'

'I'm no expert, but I think we're a little behind when it comes to the latest industry technology.'

"Of course I know how to use a chainsaw!"

"Lovely dovetail."