Working Woman Gifts

'Look! It's superwoman...and all her assistants!'

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

'Do you think, perhaps, that we could start shooting for a few longer-term goals around here?'

Businesswoman Empowerment

Butterfly Woman

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"I see that he is growing as fast as your law firm."

Profit

'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'

Looks like another day in which. . . I have to run the world, the country, the business and the household!!!

International Women's Day.

'It's a deal, lets sniff bottoms!'

"Helen brings home our second, third and fourth incomes."

'William, I've decided to go back to work so I can get a little rest during the day.'

"Women Supporting Women!"

"I'm sorry, Ms. Cole is busy balancing family and career. Can I take a message and have her call you back?"

"Don't flutter your little wings on company time."

37 years in the same position.

"I've just never worked anyplace where the 'alpha male' was a woman."

'Had I known Hell was going to be exactly like work, I probably wouldn''t have spent as much time there.'

Take the time to do something nice for yourself. Your kids will thank you. That is, if you ever decide to have them.

Overworked in the office

'I work two jobs and have three kids. At the end of the day I am exhausted. Do you have anything that is not sexy and just smells good.'

Working hours.

'I play so hard that I have no time to work hard.'

Leadership suits you

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

'Will you pipe down? I'm in a business meeting.'

Busy Workload Today and Especially Tomorrow

Supermom.

"I bet you're curious about what's going on in the R&D Department."

"How do you do it, hon? Marriage, kids, civic responsibilities, managing a multi-million dollar business and still finding time to do an 18-month stretch for securities fraud?"

"#Win!"

'These are job perks.'

'I want you to paddle against the current.'