Working Woman T-Shirts

'Look! It's superwoman...and all her assistants!'

"What'll I eat, when you, are far away, and I am blue, what'll I eat?"

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

'Do you think, perhaps, that we could start shooting for a few longer-term goals around here?'

Businesswoman Empowerment

Butterfly Woman

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

Profit

"I see that he is growing as fast as your law firm."

'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'

International Women's Day.

"Helen brings home our second, third and fourth incomes."

'It's a deal, lets sniff bottoms!'

Looks like another day in which. . . I have to run the world, the country, the business and the household!!!

'William, I've decided to go back to work so I can get a little rest during the day.'

"Women Supporting Women!"

"Don't flutter your little wings on company time."

37 years in the same position.

"I'm sorry, Ms. Cole is busy balancing family and career. Can I take a message and have her call you back?"

"I've just never worked anyplace where the 'alpha male' was a woman."

'Had I known Hell was going to be exactly like work, I probably wouldn''t have spent as much time there.'

Take the time to do something nice for yourself. Your kids will thank you. That is, if you ever decide to have them.

Working hours.

'I work two jobs and have three kids. At the end of the day I am exhausted. Do you have anything that is not sexy and just smells good.'

'I play so hard that I have no time to work hard.'

Overworked in the office

Leadership suits you

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

'Will you pipe down? I'm in a business meeting.'

Supermom.

'These are job perks.'

Time for More Paperwork

"I bet you're curious about what's going on in the R&D Department."

"How do you do it, hon? Marriage, kids, civic responsibilities, managing a multi-million dollar business and still finding time to do an 18-month stretch for securities fraud?"

Busy Workload Today and Especially Tomorrow