Working Women Gifts

'I know the ad said 'temporary,' but when did you say you had your last contraction?'

Businesswoman Empowerment

Butterfly Woman

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

Profit

"I see that he is growing as fast as your law firm."

'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'

Looks like another day in which. . . I have to run the world, the country, the business and the household!!!

"Helen brings home our second, third and fourth incomes."

'It's a deal, lets sniff bottoms!'

International Women's Day.

'William, I've decided to go back to work so I can get a little rest during the day.'

"Women Supporting Women!"

"I'm sorry, Ms. Cole is busy balancing family and career. Can I take a message and have her call you back?"

"I've just never worked anyplace where the 'alpha male' was a woman."

Take the time to do something nice for yourself. Your kids will thank you. That is, if you ever decide to have them.

'I work two jobs and have three kids. At the end of the day I am exhausted. Do you have anything that is not sexy and just smells good.'

Leadership suits you

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

'Will you pipe down? I'm in a business meeting.'

"How do you do it, hon? Marriage, kids, civic responsibilities, managing a multi-million dollar business and still finding time to do an 18-month stretch for securities fraud?"

"I bet you're curious about what's going on in the R&D Department."

'She finds it really easy to juggle her kids with her career now she's joined the circus.'

Supermom.

Busy Workload Today and Especially Tomorrow

"#Win!"

'I want you to paddle against the current.'

The Working Woman's Magazine

"Pay more attention to me? I'm sorry, dear, but Mommy needs you to be more specific."

"My making two million a year, …. It doesn't make me seem 'Mannish', does it?"

After a day long meeting, the decision, as usual, is made in the hallway.

'Congratulations on breaking through the glass ceiling of the company downstairs. However, I will be sending you a repair bill.'

"Have you and Tim picked out a name for the career obstacle yet?"

"Well, I'm sad for Gloria...she's gonna be bummed out when I'm twice as successful as she is."

"Bad morning. I was running late and skipped my coffee, diet soda, energy drink and Ritalin."