Women Workers Gifts

Sis-yphus

"This is a merit-based organization! Can't you see I’ve hired the very best and most qualified yes-men money can buy?"

"Worst case of month-end burnout I ever saw."

'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'

"Helen brings home our second, third and fourth incomes."

'I work two jobs and have three kids. At the end of the day I am exhausted. Do you have anything that is not sexy and just smells good.'

'Is that the sweet smell of success or some imitation air freshener?'

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

"I hate performance review season."

"The meeting will last until lunch, or hell freezes over, whichever is longer."

Supermom.

"Here, we do not procrastinate, we 'table' things."

"Pay more attention to me? I'm sorry, dear, but Mommy needs you to be more specific."

"Have you and Tim picked out a name for the career obstacle yet?"

'Stop saying 'how high?' until I say 'jump'.'

'The boss put his picture up to enspire us. But it just isn't having that effect on me.'

"Can you juggle a household, three kids, and a career?"

Woman with kids at husbands office.

"You look great. One problem though: I'm the one who goes to work."

'I'd give you a raise, but I had to throw tantrums to make my parents give me anything as a kid.'

"First break since 2008."

'Once, long ago, I thought I was wrong...but it turned out I was mistaken.'

Wal-Mart Ruling

'What's the matter... you're not grim here?'

'I'm not worried about losing my job. I'm worried about keeping it.'

'Sure, I'm a working mother - is there any other kind?'

"I'm giving you a 300% salary increase, and four months paid leave."

Off Duty.

Now may not be a good time,he just found out he's not going to live forever.

"The bad news is we've fired 80% of your office. The good news is we're fixing the coffee machine."

"Ms. Ray, you're getting a promotion! You're no longer my Gal Friday. You're now my Gal Saturday."

"I'm sorry, Walter, but I need room to write."

'I'm still not sure HOW it happened. One minute, we were bouncing ideas off each other, and the next thing I knew, we were using furniture instead!'

'How soon can I return to work? About fifteen minutes ago.'