Women Workers Gifts

Sis-yphus

"This is a merit-based organization! Can't you see I’ve hired the very best and most qualified yes-men money can buy?"

"Worst case of month-end burnout I ever saw."

'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'

"Helen brings home our second, third and fourth incomes."

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

'Is that the sweet smell of success or some imitation air freshener?'

'I work two jobs and have three kids. At the end of the day I am exhausted. Do you have anything that is not sexy and just smells good.'

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

"I hate performance review season."

"Here, we do not procrastinate, we 'table' things."

Supermom.

"The meeting will last until lunch, or hell freezes over, whichever is longer."

'I went to my boss and demanded the fruits of my labor. He gave me a Blackberry.'

"Pay more attention to me? I'm sorry, dear, but Mommy needs you to be more specific."

"Have you and Tim picked out a name for the career obstacle yet?"

'Stop saying 'how high?' until I say 'jump'.'

'The boss put his picture up to enspire us. But it just isn't having that effect on me.'

"Can you juggle a household, three kids, and a career?"

Woman with kids at husbands office.

"You look great. One problem though: I'm the one who goes to work."

'What's the matter... you're not grim here?'

"First break since 2008."

'I'd give you a raise, but I had to throw tantrums to make my parents give me anything as a kid.'

'Once, long ago, I thought I was wrong...but it turned out I was mistaken.'

Wal-Mart Ruling

"I'm giving you a 300% salary increase, and four months paid leave."

'Sure, I'm a working mother - is there any other kind?'

'I'm not worried about losing my job. I'm worried about keeping it.'

Now may not be a good time,he just found out he's not going to live forever.

Off Duty.

"Ms. Ray, you're getting a promotion! You're no longer my Gal Friday. You're now my Gal Saturday."

"The bad news is we've fired 80% of your office. The good news is we're fixing the coffee machine."

"I'm sorry, Walter, but I need room to write."

'I'm still not sure HOW it happened. One minute, we were bouncing ideas off each other, and the next thing I knew, we were using furniture instead!'