Sex Workers Gifts

W****s of a different color.

"No, no - it was great. It's just that sometime I'd like to try it missionary style."

"Sorry, we've found an app that's better at being you than you!"

Wal-Mart Ruling

A child interrupting family prayers

'You know they've reached puberty when they're more interested in Dr. Ruth than Babe Ruth.'

'The bigger they are... The harder they hit!'

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."

Moulin Rouge Security

"The UWS association for the advancement of A.I."

'I suppose you realize that when I tell everyone back at the office about this you wont be able to tele-commute anymore.'

"I prefer 'prostitute'. 'Media whore' implies that I'm not getting paid."

"This is System One and I am holding the beta for System Two."

'You have to stop bringing all that work home. You're trying to send a fax from our toaster.'

'No no Mr. Peters, you are not being outsourced. You are being virtualised in 'the cloud'.'

Good stripper cop / Bad stripper cop

Ins and Outs of Sex Therapy

"What the hell sort of convenient new feature is this?"

'It's called playing. Provides one with a sense of accomplishment - without actually accomplishing anything.'

'From here I can monitor world stocks, or attend overseas teleconferences, unfortunately I can't get out though because the door's stuck.'

"How come politicians don't earn mimimum wage. If anybody does minimum work, it's them."

In and out, in and out, in and out...

'If CEO pay packets aren't a problem, why doesn't everyone get one?'

"Ruddy AI. Bad enough to be replaced by a computer, never mind a COFFEE MAKER."

'Choose, Fenwick ? me or corporatge clout.'

Barking From Home

Curate talking to miners

'Of course it's not your fault, Smedley, but someone has to accept the responsibility.'

DATING FOR NON-DUMMIES

"Right then......... in your own time."

"That's not all I do. Actually I'm a psychological counselor- gymnast-motivational speaker-relaxation therapist-sex worker."