W****s of a different color.
Sex Workers Mugs
Start their day with a dose of humor on a mug that playfully celebrates their profession. Perfect for coffee or tea, these mugs add a cheeky touch to their daily routine.
"Sorry, we've found an app that's better at being you than you!"
"No, no - it was great. It's just that sometime I'd like to try it missionary style."
A child interrupting family prayers
Wal-Mart Ruling
'You know they've reached puberty when they're more interested in Dr. Ruth than Babe Ruth.'
'The bigger they are... The harder they hit!'
"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."
Moulin Rouge Security
From Hunter-Gatherer to Influencer: The Evolution of the Dignity of Labor
"The UWS association for the advancement of A.I."
'I suppose you realize that when I tell everyone back at the office about this you wont be able to tele-commute anymore.'
"This is System One and I am holding the beta for System Two."
"I prefer 'prostitute'. 'Media whore' implies that I'm not getting paid."
'You have to stop bringing all that work home. You're trying to send a fax from our toaster.'
'No no Mr. Peters, you are not being outsourced. You are being virtualised in 'the cloud'.'
Ins and Outs of Sex Therapy
Good stripper cop / Bad stripper cop
"What the hell sort of convenient new feature is this?"
From Hunter-Gatherer to Influencer: The Evolution of the Dignity of Labor
'I got a job working for Google Earth.'
'From here I can monitor world stocks, or attend overseas teleconferences, unfortunately I can't get out though because the door's stuck.'
'It's called playing. Provides one with a sense of accomplishment - without actually accomplishing anything.'
'If CEO pay packets aren't a problem, why doesn't everyone get one?'
"How come politicians don't earn mimimum wage. If anybody does minimum work, it's them."
"Ruddy AI. Bad enough to be replaced by a computer, never mind a COFFEE MAKER."
In and out, in and out, in and out...
'Choose, Fenwick ? me or corporatge clout.'
Barking From Home
"So, Martin, how long has it been since you last felt the urge to 'upskirt'?"
"That's not all I do. Actually I'm a psychological counselor- gymnast-motivational speaker-relaxation therapist-sex worker."
"Right then......... in your own time."
DATING FOR NON-DUMMIES
'Of course it's not your fault, Smedley, but someone has to accept the responsibility.'
"Ahem."
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