Phone Sex Operator Mugs

'You've made me all hot, but I still don't feel very horny.'

Atomic Bear: Part 22

"I see the downsizing continues."

'Don't ask questions, Ralph, just tell me who you'd rather look like - Sean Connery or Robert Redford.'

"I prefer 'prostitute'. 'Media whore' implies that I'm not getting paid."

"Oh...Hi Bob, listen buddy, I'm in a meeting right now, I'll Caw you back."

"I'll check and see if he's available."

"Please stay on the line – your caul is important to us."

"I'm away from my desk or on another line. Please leave a message at the sound of my impersonation of a beep."

"And His Majesty sends you a great big kiss, too."

Good stripper cop / Bad stripper cop

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Thermidor Dali

"I'm upstairs right now. On weekends and holidays, I go downstairs."

"Your call is important to us. Your estimated wait time is less than five hours."

'Don't call us, we'll call you, inc,'

"This is a computer speaking. I will now misconnect you and your party."

'Your call is very important to us, so please continue to hold.'

Call Center.

This is a voice recognition service...we reserve the right to cut you off if you have an irritating nasal sort of voice.

I'm keeping my phone on...we'll need a wake up call after this guy speaks!

'Jenny can't come to the phone, she's naked. Only joking, mate. Wrong number.'

"That's not all I do. Actually I'm a psychological counselor- gymnast-motivational speaker-relaxation therapist-sex worker."

"If you're annoyed by answering machines, press 1. . ."

"What do you mean: 'You don't believe that this is my answerphone'? Do you think I'd lie?"

"Operator, I'd like to make a person-to-person call, and I'd like to reverse the roles."

Prank Cattle Calls. (mmph)

"If you know what you want, please say so now, otherwise listen carefully, because the menu option have changed."

'Never mind what I'm wearing!'

'Oh, so you want to get nasty? Well, two can play that game! Remember when I told you to have a nice day? I RETRACT IT! Oh, yes I can! I just DID!'

'No, sorry. You've reached Dragons. Payroll is on extension 4702. Shall I put you through?'

'Callers will be answered in the order of their Fortune 500 ranking.'

"Thanks for calling the celebration help desk. For assistance with high fives, press one now. For fist bumps, press two, for chest bumps, press three..."

RSI

'He's in a meeting. Would you like to speak to his assistant?'