Support Workers Gifts

'I don't argue that you have a strong case and normally we would want to offer you the services of a support worker. . . but we just don't have the staff!'

'It's a chart of office morale. This is where you went on vacation.'

'The BOSS sent me down to help rebuild your faith.'

"Now that's what I call customer service!"

Protect Victims of Domestic and Sexual Violence

Not much money, glory, or praise

'Thanks for being up support staff.'

"Here's something extra to cover his lousy tip. Blame his fifth grade math teacher."

"I'm working part time, but I'm hoping that once I finish my master's they'll up my hours to full time."

"Sorry, Pete, but Bill is now my 'go-to' guy. Until further notice, you're my 'anybody-but' guy."

"My assistant is more of a behind-the-scenes kind of guy."

Not all service desk staff were pleased about the new bring your own device policy

'I can't work with computers, on account of my animal magnetism.'

Sometimes I feel the company would collapse if we weren't here.

"Before we discuss your loan, Mr Carlson, perhaps you'd like to spend a few moments with out bank chaplain."

'Good news and bad... Medical science can't cure you, but we have some marvelous support groups.'

I'd rather be phishing.

"And this is my life support system."

"You gave me the wrong drink. I demand a total refund!!" "OK. Where's the drink?" "What do you mean? I drank it. It wasn't till I was done that I realized it was the wrong drink. The right drink leaves a different aftertaste." "You can't finish the drink and then ask for a refund. That's not how it works." "You didn't tell me that before I paid for the wrong drink. So that's on you." "That's not how it works!"

'Maybe I should change this thing more often...'

"It's just me, the algae-eater. Mind if I tidy up a bit in here?"

Coffee, Snacks, and Encouragement.

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"This conversation may be recorded for training purposes, depending on how well we confuse you."

"We've been hacked by our enemies! Is there anyone who know something about computers?"

"I love group...however, I don't feel that everyone honors my right to express my fears."

"Maybe you're not underemployed - maybe you're just overeducated."

"I must be getting on tech-support's nerves, because they now answer by saying, WHAT THE HELL DO YOU WANT NOW?!"

"Switch it off and switch it on again, that will be $85."

'My computer? - I got rid of it for insubordination!'

"It all started with my addiction to crackers, then crackers and cheese, which led to crackers, cheese and wine! But thanks to AA meetings, I've turned my life around. . ."

"In my country I was a taxi dispatcher."

'If you wish to be put on hold, press one...'