Disability Support Worker Gifts

Guide Dogs

'The BOSS sent me down to help rebuild your faith.'

Protect Victims of Domestic and Sexual Violence

'Thanks for being up support staff.'

Couple

'Do you hire the handicapped?'

"This conversation may be recorded for training purposes, depending on how well we confuse you."

Prosthetic snake.

Arm wrestling champion. (man in wheelchair).

Lost Man, brown hair, white cane.

Vitruvian Man

Hot Line

Snow Blind

'No thanks. I'm just looking...'

'I know you're committed to hiring the handicapped, but a Press Secretary with Tourette's?'

"In my country I was a taxi dispatcher."

Skiing in a wheelchair

Counsellor for man on desert island

Sailor with a wooden leg leaves his rowboat tied to a pier that is labeled with a disabled parking sign.

"Yes, I know what's going on in the world. That's still no excuse for my Internet being down all day."

'Free Chen Cuangcheng fortune cookies are here!'

Handicapped Accessible Hydrant

Blind Institute.

'Believe me, the Captain is the least handicapped man on this ship!'

A FAREWELL TO ARMS ERNEST HEMINGWAY

Disabilities and Health & Safety

"He's not my dog, he's my partner."

Blind man walks right past a sign that reads: 'IMPORTANT - Please read braille sign (below)'.

Hop on and Hop off sign on the side of a bus

'I wouldn't be tardy if the school had wheelchair access.'

Pirate toilet.

His guide-dog needed some more self-control

One-eyed golfer with matching eye-patch.

Pension Calculation

'Did you have a job before you received incapacity benefit.' 'Does walking with a limp count?'