Disability Support Worker Pillows

Guide Dogs

'The BOSS sent me down to help rebuild your faith.'

Protect Victims of Domestic and Sexual Violence

'Thanks for being up support staff.'

Couple

Vitruvian Man

Prosthetic snake.

Snow Blind

Lost Man, brown hair, white cane.

"This conversation may be recorded for training purposes, depending on how well we confuse you."

Hot Line

Arm wrestling champion. (man in wheelchair).

'Do you hire the handicapped?'

'No thanks. I'm just looking...'

'I know you're committed to hiring the handicapped, but a Press Secretary with Tourette's?'

Skiing in a wheelchair

"In my country I was a taxi dispatcher."

Counsellor for man on desert island

Sailor with a wooden leg leaves his rowboat tied to a pier that is labeled with a disabled parking sign.

"Yes, I know what's going on in the world. That's still no excuse for my Internet being down all day."

Handicapped Accessible Hydrant

'Free Chen Cuangcheng fortune cookies are here!'

Blind Institute.

'Believe me, the Captain is the least handicapped man on this ship!'

"He's not my dog, he's my partner."

A FAREWELL TO ARMS ERNEST HEMINGWAY

Disabilities and Health & Safety

Blind man walks right past a sign that reads: 'IMPORTANT - Please read braille sign (below)'.

Hop on and Hop off sign on the side of a bus

'I wouldn't be tardy if the school had wheelchair access.'

Pirate toilet.

Gingerbread man runs with false legs.

'Did you have a job before you received incapacity benefit.' 'Does walking with a limp count?'

His guide-dog needed some more self-control

One-eyed golfer with matching eye-patch.