Disability Support Pillows

"Did you remember to get a new battery for your hearing aid?"

Computer Room.

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

"Quick, Lassie, go get I.T.!"

"It's not just him. The whole system's down."

STRIP Hambone: Workers help is a hindrance

"Don't worry, darling. You'll happen."

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

"Remember you told me to put my client list on my computer."

'Imagine if it was this simple to upgrade our staff.'

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

'Sorry, I can't help you, the computer's down again.'

"Sorry for the wait, our computers are down. We have to do everything manually."

"Have you tried turning it on and off again..?"

"He's from IT. All I did was tell him I thought he was doing a great job... and he fainted in shock!"

"We think we got some good CT scans, but unfortunately they're encrypted and our I.T. guy is on vacation this week."

"We've made it more hellish by modeling it after corporate workplaces."

"Call Harris back from retirement and ask him how we did things around here before computers."

Telephone message - 'This is a recording. If you'd like to speak to a real live human being, forgetaboutit.

Girl in Yellow Jumper

"Did you ask for the large print edition?"

Computer Mouse gets Torn Off.

Dog leading a blind dog and blind person.

Couple

'The staff are healthy enough, it's the computers that keep getting a virus!'

'His debugging skills are exceptional.'

"'Disability benefits' they said... Not while there are perfectly good jobs as traffic cones to be had!"

"If the jumper cables don't work, I'll pour more motor oil on the keys."

"And in this room, we have the copy machine, printer, and shredder."

Explosion - "About the computer, try to remember the last three keys you pressed."

"Yes, you did close some of your tabs. However, you still have 1,894 open. You're a tab hoarder."

"I feel like my emotional baggage is permanently stuck on the luggage carousel."

'I'm so proud of you sweetie, you haven't smoked for a week!'

After the upgrade, crashes were far less frequent and seldom fatal.