Support Services Pillows

'I know! I know! But if I can beat chocolate, you can beat heroin!'

The Samaritans - "Could you hold, while I see if I can find a window for Tuesday."

Pounding speeds up the computer.

Computer Room.

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

"Quick, Lassie, go get I.T.!"

Geek fairies

Torn-Off Mouse.

"It's not just him. The whole system's down."

STRIP Hambone: Workers help is a hindrance

'I think what we need now is someone called a computer programmer.'

"Remember you told me to put my client list on my computer."

"Don't worry, darling. You'll happen."

Not much money, glory, or praise

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

'Imagine if it was this simple to upgrade our staff.'

'Sorry, I can't help you, the computer's down again.'

"He's from IT. All I did was tell him I thought he was doing a great job... and he fainted in shock!"

"We've made it more hellish by modeling it after corporate workplaces."

"We think we got some good CT scans, but unfortunately they're encrypted and our I.T. guy is on vacation this week."

Telephone message - 'This is a recording. If you'd like to speak to a real live human being, forgetaboutit.

"Call Harris back from retirement and ask him how we did things around here before computers."

"Have you tried turning it on and off again..?"

"Sorry for the wait, our computers are down. We have to do everything manually."

"Well you said you wanted a simple, cheap solution!" (IT Solutions).

'Here comes the 64-bit local bus.'

"Dad's at that awkward age when he knows just enough about computers to really screw 'em up!"

"Sorry, Pete, but Bill is now my 'go-to' guy. Until further notice, you're my 'anybody-but' guy."

"Houston, Los Angeles, New York, Chicago, Tampa, Juneau, Honolulu, we have a problem."

"My assistant is more of a behind-the-scenes kind of guy."

Couple

Computer Mouse gets Torn Off.

'The staff are healthy enough, it's the computers that keep getting a virus!'

'His debugging skills are exceptional.'