Computer Support Pillows

"It seems the only thing he can't remember is his password. I get tired of looking it up for him."

Pounding speeds up the computer.

Computer Room.

"Is he talking yet? I was hoping he could help me with my new phone."

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

'I'm Jeremy's father. I'm a computer consultant and I'm unemployed.'

"Now that's what I call customer service!"

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

'What we've got here is a failure to communicate.'

"In the old days, we had to constantly feed the screensaver."

"...and before you embark upon life's journey, could one of you help me with my laptop?"

"If Google Translate is correct, they want our women and our cattle."

"Quick, Lassie, go get I.T.!"

"The article you sent me on how technology causes stress crashed my computer."

'Help! I'm wired and I can't get up!'

'Calling Tech Support does NOT count as one of my wishes!'

'I'd explain how the TV, VCR, DVD, surround sound home entertainment system works...but I don't know.'

'A computer is only as good as the people who are employed to replace the people who were made redundant by the computer.'

Mouse in a hamster wheel.

Gadget geek.

"He loves his computer but it's a love that's not returned."

"I do tech support for the cloud."

Geek fairies

"Has the Wi-Fi seemed slow to you lately?"

Torn-Off Mouse.

If Disney was a software company

Terry had a computer bug.

"My wife left me. Then my hard drive died."

"Yes, we do accept resumes online, but there's more to it than giving me your computer with your resume on it."

"Tech-support has confirmed it. Screaming and hitting the computer won't solve the problem. You'll have to try something else."

"Don’t you eyeball me, Ed! That’s right, look down at the table. Only technicians who remember to back up the data can look at me! And if you start to cry I will fire you!"

"It's not just him. The whole system's down."

"Now the geeks hold all the power. They're the ones who know how to forge a parent's e-signature."

STRIP Hambone: Workers help is a hindrance

Rudy tries to assess his relationship with laurel on the gadget scale -- A sophisticated way for a young man to understand his emotions. I would give up my iPod and my iPhone for her. Okay. Then I must ask an essential question. Are you prepared to share passwords? Do I have salesman-customer confidentiality? Depends how much you spend. Computer Villa.