Computer Support Pillows

"It seems the only thing he can't remember is his password. I get tired of looking it up for him."

Pounding speeds up the computer.

Computer Room.

"Is he talking yet? I was hoping he could help me with my new phone."

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

'I'm Jeremy's father. I'm a computer consultant and I'm unemployed.'

"Now that's what I call customer service!"

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

'What we've got here is a failure to communicate.'

"...and before you embark upon life's journey, could one of you help me with my laptop?"

"Quick, Lassie, go get I.T.!"

"In the old days, we had to constantly feed the screensaver."

"If Google Translate is correct, they want our women and our cattle."

"The article you sent me on how technology causes stress crashed my computer."

'Help! I'm wired and I can't get up!'

'Calling Tech Support does NOT count as one of my wishes!'

'I'd explain how the TV, VCR, DVD, surround sound home entertainment system works...but I don't know.'

'A computer is only as good as the people who are employed to replace the people who were made redundant by the computer.'

Mouse in a hamster wheel.

Gadget geek.

"He loves his computer but it's a love that's not returned."

"I do tech support for the cloud."

Geek fairies

Terry had a computer bug.

"Tech-support has confirmed it. Screaming and hitting the computer won't solve the problem. You'll have to try something else."

Torn-Off Mouse.

"Has the Wi-Fi seemed slow to you lately?"

"Yes, we do accept resumes online, but there's more to it than giving me your computer with your resume on it."

"Don’t you eyeball me, Ed! That’s right, look down at the table. Only technicians who remember to back up the data can look at me! And if you start to cry I will fire you!"

"It's not just him. The whole system's down."

"Now the geeks hold all the power. They're the ones who know how to forge a parent's e-signature."

STRIP Hambone: Workers help is a hindrance

"Tommy? Hi, this is daddy. How's my big boy? Sweetie, daddy needs your help."

Card Reader in PC Supplies Store.