Blindness Support Worker Gifts

ROYAL NATIONAL INSTITUTE of the BLIND

'Thanks for being up support staff.'

"Did you ask for the large print edition?"

Dog leading a blind dog and blind person.

Hot Line

Guide Dogs

"Waiter, can I we have a doggie bag please?"

'Cliff! Cliff!.. Where are you Cliff?'

Blind Cyclist

A Magic carpet for the Guide dogs.

Counsellor for man on desert island

"He's not my dog, he's my partner."

Why rhinos are not used as helper animals.

One of the three blind mice

'Oooh the Timpsons have got new blinds.' (Blinds read 'Sod off you nosy cow).

Blindman's blind guide dog with its own guide animal

"Hate? Crime? Violence? Never heard of it."

Guide dog reading paper over a man's shoulder.

Confidence.

'...Don't move. I dropped my contact.'

His guide-dog needed some more self-control

Seeing Eye Dog bumps into pole.

'Seeing eye marsupial.'

'I know! I know! But if I can beat chocolate, you can beat heroin!'

Bucky's new threat level warning system!

Guide dog urinates on owner's leg.

In the days before the introduction of seeing-eye dogs...

'Damn it Fifi! I told you not to chase squirrels!' (Blind woman being abducted by aliens).

Lyme's Disease Support Group

'I don't argue that you have a strong case and normally we would want to offer you the services of a support worker. . . but we just don't have the staff!'

Blind Dogs Only - "But the dog isn't blind."

"Come on boy, surely the light has changed by now."

'Just looking, thanks.'

Guide dog assists owner at urinal

Blind restroom